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SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Emeralds Found:	312
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SongCraft: LastRespawn

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Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpearCraft: Alien History

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9851	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelMods

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PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

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Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2613	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

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join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	84
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	9594	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2