CraftyBizDegreeWoes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Alien Abductions:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7198	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4566
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4281
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t bring you down! #MinecraftMoodBoost

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Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GF Shaped Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your very existence? Look no further, because our server is so wild, it’ll have you asking “if not GF, why GF shaped?”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why settle for a normal Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Remember, on our server, if it’s not GF shaped, then why even bother?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Coco’s Tummy Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Mococoeh tummy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Mococoeh tummy and discovered a secret portal that led to a world made entirely out of candy! Can you imagine building your dream house out of chocolate bars and gummy bears? It’s a sweet tooth’s paradise!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the players on Mococoeh tummy transform into werewolves and go on epic adventures under the moonlight. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to as a werewolf?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Mococoeh tummy for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-ness.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask us how it works, just come and bask in its glory.

4. We have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. A castle. Made out of cake. Need I say more?

5. Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. You can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and ruining your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let the llama guides lead you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8880	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1