CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3198
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	161
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	291	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

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LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1143	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2160	New Chunks Explored:	627059
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1