CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ores Mined:	2433
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	480871

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	891	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MacronCraftEU

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Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Aqua Watchers

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Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	601	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	8534
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1