If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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