If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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