If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Emeralds Found: 7164
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Villages Defended: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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