If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1524 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 538816 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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