If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Enchantments Applied: 192 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Ores Mined: 2289 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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