If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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