If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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