If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Divine Spears Created: 22
Runes Activated: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
New Chunks Explored: 597573 Ores Mined: 6561
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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