If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
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