If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Falling into the Void: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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