If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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