If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2339
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Dragons Tamed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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