Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Items Found:	7230

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7614	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7008	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1006
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3