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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Runes Activated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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