Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Tales

    Crafty Tales
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at Play Tales for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Play Tales and discovered a secret diamond mine filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword).

    But that’s not all! On Play Tales, you can also participate in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet dragon or a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our parkour courses – they’re so challenging, you’ll be pulling your hair out in frustration (but in a fun way, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Play Tales today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a zombie Elvis impersonator along the way. Trust us, it’s worth it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you

    SuperiorCraft: Where even the pixels look down on you

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of being a regular player on boring servers? Well, look no further because this server is where the real winners play!

    Join us and become part of a community where everyone is a winner, especially me. I mean, I’m basically living the dream life and you can too by joining this server. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the greatness that is this server.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing. Join now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on this server. See you there, losers!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

    Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right
    Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
    • Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
    • Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
    • Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

    Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

    Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

    Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

    Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

    Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

    The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

    On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

    Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Am I Not Crafting? LOL

    Am I Not Crafting? LOL

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

    Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

    SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Animals Bred: 150
    New Chunks Explored: 298373 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

    Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Animals Bred: 158
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

    CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Crops Grown: 2454
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2814 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Only

    YOLOcraft: One Life Only
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

    Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

    IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!
    Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

    Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

    Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

    But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

    So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

    Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

    World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

    Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

    Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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