Crafty Nations Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Buildings Constructed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	255068
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Enchantments Applied:	218
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crops Grown:	2216
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	828
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3