Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Tragic Love Minecraft Server

    Tragic Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

    The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

    But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

    So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

    WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

    But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

    The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

    Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

    So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 145 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

    BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server
    › Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

    But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

    And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

    Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 338 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

    The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

    So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

    Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

    Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

    So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

    Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

    Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

    Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump

    Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7773

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server

    Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Extent of Harris would struggle to keep up with the madness. We’ve got more coordinated media disinformation than a conspiracy theory convention, all to lure in those liberal cucks to our rallies (just kidding, we don’t actually have rallies…or do we?). Join us for a maze of craziness that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TV SHOWS THAT SHOULD BE A HIT ON /TV/ BUT /TV/ HAS NO IDEA THEY EXIST Minecraft SMP

    TV SHOWS THAT SHOULD BE A HIT ON /TV/ BUT /TV/ HAS NO IDEA THEY EXIST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft adventure where players are transported to the afterlife and must solve the mystery of their own disappearance.

    Picture this: you’re a teen stuck in the afterlife, attending school and uncovering secrets left and right. But beware, the closer you get to the truth, the more twisted the lies become. It’s like a mix of Nancy Drew and Stranger Things, but in Minecraft form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and tons of movie references that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, there’s very little diversity and poz, so you can focus on the real fun stuff.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what mysteries await you in the afterlife!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

    Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for his entertaining and informative videos about technology and gaming. With a passion for all things tech, he showcases the latest gadgets, reviews gaming peripherals, and provides how-to guides for tech enthusiasts. Techy Plays has built a loyal following on social media platforms and continues to engage with his audience through engaging and dynamic content.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Mellend – Best private server [1.21] Minecraft server

    Mellend – Best private server [1.21] Minecraft server

    Mellend is an atmospheric Minecraft server that is created for true survival connoisseurs. We offer pure gameplay without privates, whale starts and other mechanics that clog up the classic feel of the game. In the world of Mellend, you have complete freedom of action – build, explore, trade and defend your territories.

    Server features

    Our server uses custom plugins and datapacks that add unique features and make the game more fun, while remaining within the vanilla gameplay. Here’s what you’ll find on Mellend:

    Voice chat – talk with other players in the game, immersing yourself in the atmosphere of live communication. Only those nearby will hear you! Emote craft is a unique system for creating emotions and gestures. Now you can express your feelings and mood right in the game. Custom drinks – create unusual elixirs and cocktails with unique effects. They will help you not only in battle, but also in everyday life. Head drops – defeat your opponents and collect their heads as trophies. Portals of any shape – build a portal the way you want and surprise your friends. Forget about standard rectangles!

    You won’t get bored!

    The server constantly hosts regular events and competitions that maintain interest and provide valuable rewards. You will never be bored – build a base, open your own store, enter a city or establish and manage your own settlement!

    Administration

    We care about our players. Our 24/7 team is always ready to help, answer questions or resolve any situation. Mellend is a place where everyone can feel comfortable and safe.

    Stability

    Mellend is not just a temporary project. We declare with confidence: the server will not close, as happens with most young projects. We have ambitious plans for development and stable support so that your adventure lasts as long as possible!

    Join and become part of our friendly community on Mellend!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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