Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 6431 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Royal Reign Minecraft Server

    Royal Reign Minecraft Server
    Looking for a server fit for royalty? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even the last king and queen of Brazil couldn’t handle it! The Bragança family may have ruled Brazil in the 19th century, but they were so blown away by our server that they were deported to Europe just to spread the word about how awesome it is.

    Join us now and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch. Build your castle, rule over your subjects, and maybe even get deported to Europe yourself (just kidding, that part is optional). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this royal legacy – join our server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Potions Brewed: 51

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Shorter Bleach Minecraft SMP

    Shorter Bleach Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like an eternity has passed while watching Bleach? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP will make time fly by faster than Ichigo can swing his sword! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a Soul Society arc. Plus, rumor has it that Aizen himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into a sneaky villain plotting world domination. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 112694
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Taco Craft Minecraft Server

    The Taco Craft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a bag of Skittles? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of cultures – Ame brings the spicy Hispanic flair, Suisei adds a sprinkle of Filipino fun, and Hajime brings the K-pop vibes. It’s a party in here, and nothing is sacred anymore! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Come on, join the chaos!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7779 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 5o 0C 1475 Minecraft SMP

    5o 0C 1475 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually a group of mischievous llamas who love to troll unsuspecting players? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava traps and killer bunnies to find it. And good luck trying to survive the annual “Zombie Apocalypse” event, where hordes of undead mobs invade the server and chaos ensues.

    But hey, it’s not all danger and mayhem here. We also have regular building competitions, treasure hunts, and even a llama race track for those who want to show off their speedy mounts.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. Just have fun out there!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to turn you into a pro in no time! Our tools are so advanced, they practically play the game for you. Join us and you’ll be building epic structures and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that joining our server will not only make you a Minecraft master, but it will also increase your chances of finding love. That’s right, you could be crafting pickaxes and crafting relationships at the same time. Who knew pixels could be so romantic?

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft millionaire. It’s time to level up, both in the game and in love!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP

    Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring weddings in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have weddings every week! That’s right, every player gets married to a chicken in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and cake made out of obsidian. Who needs real love when you can have a chicken spouse in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?

    And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

    Crafty Zion Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • > Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP

    > Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!

    ⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.

    ⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…

    ⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.

    ⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.

    ⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!

    ⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.

    ✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

    PixelPasta – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

    2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

    3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

    4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

    5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

    SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

    Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

    Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

    We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

    And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 116 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Animals Bred: 132

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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