Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9535
Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Treasure Maps Found: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DadGraveNoGoLOL

    DadGraveNoGoLOL
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2194 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Gods Slained: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mines Excavated: 3709
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2832 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6903
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crops Grown: 6654
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6530 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8504 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mines Excavated: 1789

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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