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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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