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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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