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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Holy Grails Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 New Chunks Explored: 775380
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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