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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Crops Grown: 4511 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Magical Moments Shared: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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