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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Mines Excavated: 1360
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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