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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Runes Activated: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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