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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Zombie Dances: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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