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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

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