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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2242	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftySisNoTalk

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LibidoFixMC SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
New Chunks Explored:	132445	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5584
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	4721

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).