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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 30
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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