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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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