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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3638	Emeralds Found:	3488
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mines Excavated:	2111	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2855	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Potions Brewed:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7429
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1890

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz