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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	218	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Animals Bred:	143	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4468

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	83
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Towns Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org