Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	1895	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	50124	Treasure Maps Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	9848	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	3288
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	3512
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	843
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	389	Players Killed by Monsters:	863
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3336	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5590	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Animals Bred:	117
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchantments Applied:	134

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crops Grown:	4066
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3748

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun