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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Villages Defended:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	474525
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

ferrycraft.net

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	9831
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

play.mineblast.org

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

85.10.192.90:25568

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

45.159.6.53:25924

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

play.jonarchy.com

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

play.vanescacraft.com

Dynasty Network

Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crops Grown:	6851
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

play.dynasty-network.com

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6482	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

play.moonskys.fun:5003

Arab Throne

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

arabthrone.minetro.com

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1099	Potions Brewed:	86
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

play.withermc.org

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Crops Grown:	3267
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

play.balkaniacraft.com

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Farms Harvested:	648	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2583	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net