Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4

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MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3029	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	6887	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	149	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5180	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crops Grown:	3946	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1884	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	842
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7069
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz