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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Towns Built:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7505
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ores Mined:	8006
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	5070	Zombie Dances:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	7420
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	874796
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Secret Passages Found:	4

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	432868	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Votes:	3994	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6305	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1855	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	196	Farms Harvested:	693

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz