Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Animals Bred:	140	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	200	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crops Grown:	4138	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	5832
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	2056	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	9791	Void Gems Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3760
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Emeralds Found:	4301	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Towns Built:	7

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	993	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	898	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com