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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	294	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchantments Applied:	191	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	4323	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7686

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchantments Applied:	136	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	240	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4320
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	459	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

play.hopela.fr