Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

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So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Animals Bred:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Towns Built:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	2147
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Potions Brewed:	82
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2004	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Chimeras Created:	4

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	198	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	5988

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1060	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com