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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4743	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8467	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	327
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4859

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5435	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Votes:	8911
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4785	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	176	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3366	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	8943	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1123	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	8644
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ores Mined:	8875
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net