Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Foot Minecraft SMP Fetish Profit

feet, fetish, fetishism, foot, foot domination, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot fetish business, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish earnings, foot fetish industry, foot fetish market, foot fetish monetization, foot fetish products, foot fetish services, Foot modeling, foot slave, foot worship, Minecraft, monetize, profit, selling feet pics, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	700
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine laughs! Join us if you want to make bank off your foot fetish – that’s right, we’ve got a whole economy based on trading rare foot pics in-game. Don’t ask how it started, just roll with it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!

XmasBlockParty

avoiding confrontation, awkward situations, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, dating drama, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, friendship fallout, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Honesty and trust, mental health, peace and quiet, personal growth, relationships, self-care, sibling conflict, XmasBlockParty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of spending Christmas with your boring family? Looking for a way to avoid awkward conversations and drama? Join our Minecraft server instead!

We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.

Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).

So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.

HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

city, CREEPERS, dislike, explode, Griefers, HateCity, least appealing, least attractive, least desirable, least enjoyed, least favorite, least favorite city, least favorite destination, least favorite location, least favorite place, least favorite spot, least liked, least preferred, least visited, opinion, reasons, roam, US city, Usa, why

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	2989

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyMissileKyiv

arms race, CraftyMissileKyiv, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, long range missiles, military advancements, military technology, missile capabilities, missile development, missile technology, Moscow, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

Yellow Nail PCP Quest

cell biology, Defects, Diagnosis, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic pathways, genetic testing, lymphedema, Medical research, nail, nail abnormalities, Pathogenesis, pcp, PCP pathway, planar cell polarity, Quest, rare diseases, research, respiratory symptoms, study, Treatment, Yellow, yellow nail syndrome

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

MAGIC LEND server Minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, MAGIC LEND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, PHOTO, Picture, Players, Screenshot, Server, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

The owner of the “MAGIC LEND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.qwertyx.host:29266

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Discord, discovery, exclusive, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, Majestic, mettle, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Untold, vision

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	8

Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

Discord Invite

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: Copy the realm code and paste it into the “Join Realm” section of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel for rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, feel free to share the realm codes with your friends.

“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

Kurva Anyátok’s Minecraft SMP

adult language, Anyátoks, curse words, disrespectful language, explicit content, explicit language, Hungarian, Hungarian curse words, inappropriate language, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, long tail tag, mature language, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive language, offensive words, parental advisory, Profanity, smp, strong language, strong language warning, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret disco party in the Nether where you can dance the night away with pigmen and ghasts.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the madness!

MomDeservesNoHome

communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, Eviction, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial burden, financial honesty, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Generational conflict, housing crisis, MomDeservesNoHome, mother-daughter relationship, parental betrayal, sibling dynamics, subsidized housing, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without the stress of eviction letters showing up in your mailbox.

Join us and meet fellow players who understand the struggle of living with family members who dip into your rent money for cigarettes and gambling. Our community is full of supportive players who will have your back when you need to vent about selfish family members.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual castle in the sky? Plus, if worst comes to worst, you can always crash at your virtual boyfriend’s place. 😉

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	235
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	9894	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

Autoimmune Disease, BlockyVirusFreeMSFun, chronic condition, correlation, Covid-19, disability, findings, health, immune system, infection, Medical, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurology, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, study, Symptoms, Virus

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2751	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.