Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5472
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server

    Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a journey to outer space! 🚀 Join us and explore the galaxy with Henya the Genius from Vshojo as your guide. She’ll teach you how to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks and fly to the moon in style.

    But that’s not all! You’ll also meet the rest of the VOMS Project crew, including Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. Together, you’ll battle aliens, mine for space ore, and maybe even discover a new planet filled with creepers in astronaut suits.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got bonus content from Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee. They’ll show you how to survive in space using only a stick and a potato.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 498 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty GOP Griefers

    Crafty GOP Griefers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

    Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

    Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

    Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

    Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

    But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

    Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Dragon Droppings

    Dragon Droppings

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Ores Mined: 8602

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

    Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

    So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Emeralds Found: 7114
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Zombie Dances: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

    But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

    So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Farms Harvested: 253
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

    Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Farms Harvested: 248
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Tears

    Crafty Tears
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 99 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

    AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!
    Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

    Reasons to join:

    • Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
    • Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
    • Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

    Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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