Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Enchantments Applied: 285
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Towns Built: 7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Gods Slained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Creepin’ Conflict

    Creepin’ Conflict
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

    Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Magic Items Found: 5996
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

    Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Git Gud or Go Home

    Git Gud or Go Home
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Animals Bred: 30
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

    CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

    And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Potions Brewed: 81
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

    CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

    Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

    Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8822 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Enchantments Applied: 181
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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