Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	205	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	217
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2516
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8533	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.