Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 253
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Falling into the Void: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Villages Defended: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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