Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Animals Bred:	183
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1785	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7615	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	9873
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	387	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	147

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4542	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.